nikktheconqueerer:

YOU GUYS CANT EVEN FUCKING WAIT 5 DAYS TO MAKE THIS JOKE JESUS

Hahaha

(Source: therealfangirl, via collegehumor)

fuckyeah1990s:

banalborefest:

I need to look up this sketch. 

its from the best SNL sketch ever made, “Happy Smile Patrol” 
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81898431/

"Happy Smile Patrol will not be seen tomorrow."

fuckyeah1990s:

banalborefest:

I need to look up this sketch. 

its from the best SNL sketch ever made, “Happy Smile Patrol” 

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81898431/

"Happy Smile Patrol will not be seen tomorrow."

nprfreshair:

More about Fitzgerald 

Truth
theonion:

Too Late Now To Switch From Checkout Line With Talkative Cashier

Hey I try to ring people out as fast as I can. I usually get stuck with talkative customers.

theonion:

Too Late Now To Switch From Checkout Line With Talkative Cashier

Hey I try to ring people out as fast as I can. I usually get stuck with talkative customers.

Now you listen to me, I’m an advertising man, not a red herring. I’ve got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don’t intend to disappoint them all by getting myself “slightly” killed.

One day I’ll stop reblogging Hitchcock movies.

Nah.

(Source: cyberqueer, via franktjmackey)

I wish they had made another movie together.

(Source: starlords, via franktjmackey)

staff:

Happy National Voter Registration Day, Tumblr.
The number one way of celebrating it? Registering to vote.
Every year, millions of eligible Americans neglect to register, which means that millions of important voices are utterly silent on Election Day. Don’t be one of them. There’s basically a 100% chance that something you care about is on the ballot, something you don’t want to be quiet about.
So be one of the loud ones. Register already. It’s an easy form that you already know all the answers to. No excuses.

I’m already registered. This is for those who should do it because hell yeah democracy.

staff:

Happy National Voter Registration Day, Tumblr.

The number one way of celebrating it? Registering to vote.

Every year, millions of eligible Americans neglect to register, which means that millions of important voices are utterly silent on Election Day. Don’t be one of them. There’s basically a 100% chance that something you care about is on the ballot, something you don’t want to be quiet about.

So be one of the loud ones. Register already. It’s an easy form that you already know all the answers to. No excuses.

I’m already registered. This is for those who should do it because hell yeah democracy.

"You see? There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed, that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… Oh, fuck it.”

(Source: bickle, via ricardos-lafleur)

dorkly:

The Most Terrifying Desktop Background Ever (Hint: DON’T. BLINK.)


What sick bastard would make the Weeping Angels their desktop background? Why….WHY

dorkly:

The Most Terrifying Desktop Background Ever (Hint: DON’T. BLINK.)

What sick bastard would make the Weeping Angels their desktop background? Why….WHY

(via collegehumor)

garboing:

And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.

Nosferatu, 1922 | F. W. Murnau.

Brilliance

(via the-dark-city)